TRENT IS THE MAN! He just put a swamp cooler--which he found on craigslist for $100 and fixed up himself--on my roof! And the only help he had was a push of a button from me for about 5 minutes. Sound like a miracle? Nope, just my brilliant, handy husband at work.

So, in case anyone ever needs to do this, here's how (all these pics were taken after the fact, but work with me here; use your imagination):
Step #1: Attach a length of rope to your handy-dandy winch. (Doesn't everyone have one of those? Great for four-wheeling, camping, pulling out tree stumps, and other miscellaneous household chores. )

Step #2: Extend the rope over the top of the roof and tie it to the swamp cooler.

Step #3: Place the swamp cooler on a "ramp" created from a ladder and bath towels.

Step #4: Call your wife on her cell phone. Use the cell phones as walkie-talkies while she operates the winch in front of the house and you guide the swamp cooler up the ramp on the other side.
Tada! Swamp cooler on the roof.

"Well, it's up here!"
I love my husband. As he put it, "Work smarter, not harder."

Of course, our little man wandered around keeping himself busy while we worked and saying "help Daddy, help Daddy."

He was so good, Daddy even let him have a little ride on the "beep-beep" (scooter). Well, not really, but he did like sitting on it.