Heater Vent

In the truck the other day...

C: Poppa, why is there cold air coming out of this heater vent?

P: Uh, because the air conditioner is on.

Cinnamon Rolls

Every year, Trent makes cinnamon rolls on Christmas Eve. It's a childhood tradition that he kept even on his mission! They are amazing -- an old Feist family recipe -- and everybody goes crazy for them. He made them for his staff this week, and Camden was a little bummed that they ate them all and there weren't any leftovers. During some Christmas shopping in the evening, the following conversation ensued: 


Cam: "Dad, do you have any more cinnamon roll mix to make some more?"
Trent: "They aren't made from a mix. I made them from scratch."
Cam: "Well, do you have any more scratch left to make some more rolls?"


Funny boy.

Kokoro

We took the boys out to dinner at one of our favorite places, a Japanese restaurant. They know us there, because we are regulars. The waitresses adore Camden and always come chat with him and bring him special treats. They also know to give him a doggy bag full of sweet-and-sour packets on the way out. Funny kid. Last night they were teasing him that they were going to borrow Liam because he's so cute.

Yulia: I'm going to borrow your brother, okay?
Camden: No.
Lenny: She wants to take him home.
Camden: But none of your breasts can feed him!